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I can't believe this tumblr exists. This is a thing of beauty, boss.
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You and your kind words. Since you brought it up lets go over some other facts about this blog.

*This blog has the smartest, most witty followers.
*Following this blog makes you 80 percent more attractive and     Whoa let me tell ya, you were pretty fly to begin with.
*If you hold a conch shell up to your ear it’s not really the ocean its the echo of inside the shell.
*Followers of this blog make the BEST pancakes
*We love what you’ve done with your hair.
*Have you lost weight? You look AMAZING.

That’s about it. Thanks so much for following. We love you <3